step 2 is arson.
- Congratulations, you are now a lemon-stealing whore
no step 2 is arson
It always is, isn’t it? Only noobs don’t know that.
Thank you I was just trying to look up step 2
We pick hundreds of lemons from our tree each year and leave them out for free on the street. I call all the takers lemon stealing whores and my wife is never amused.
- Have a lemon party?
That sounds fun, I’ll go Google some ideas
edit- :(
Achievement Unlocked!
Step 3
Do you know who I am? I’m the opossum who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons!
Fitting
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
this guy gets it
Instructions clear, lemon chosen.
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When you choose lemons in this life, life makes lemonade out of your pee
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