• KingSnorky@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    I mean it’s right there in the name. Can’t believe nobody has thought of this before OP

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      1 year ago

      Everyone did. It’s just that it was so obvious that no one felt the need to make a post about it.

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    1 year ago

    Mega-Lot 1, a 100 story hellscape of crumbling concrete and rebar. Each level is ruled by a different gang and they are constantly at war. Child soldiers and suicide bombs are a norm. The basement is a tent city full of addicts and those that prey on them. The parking attendants are somehow more corrupt and dangerous than the gangs. Your parking pass costs you $2000 a month, it doesn’t guarantee you spot, and owning a parking pass is a stiffly enforced requirement of vehicle registration. Escaping the parking lot each day is a mix of luck and bribes. It saves you 5 minutes off your two hour commute. Being late for work is an indictable offence with a minimum sentence of 15 years manual labor, performing maintenance on Mega-Lot 1.

    Edit: spelling