World’s shittiest superpower

I have a friend that after hikes, his clothing literally falls apart from dissolving…

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ublock-origin

Anonymous asked:
what the fuck do you mean your keyboard doesnt have letters

ublock-origin answered:

(Picture of a keyboard with most of the letters eroded away) We have no letters Kathleen!

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ublock-origin

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zadumavi 6 minutos
h. how long have you had this keyboard.

yuri-execution 7 minutos
did you accidentally bathe it in acid or something??

1. some 8ish years now i reckon
2. i have naturally acidic sweat. it’s a family thing

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ublock-origin

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#if ur fr abt the acidic sweat talk to a doctor if u havent already 💀
#like. genuinly
#acidosis kills

we have already. They don’t know exactly what is up with it, other than the sweat being slightly more acidic than normal and the acidic mantle being thicker and Way more acidic than normal, but it doesn’t seem to have anything to do with acidosis. As far as we have tested, our family has had this since at least my great grandpa, and the guy lived to be 93 years old.

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ashestoashesjc

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#this makes it so its impossible for us to use metal frame glasses
#since they break down in less than a year usually

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captain-price-unofficially

What the fuck.

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naggingatlas

op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the queen

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Original Post (Tumblr)

I’ve got this. My clothes basically melt off me, so I have to wear construction-grade clothing just to have it last a normal amount of time.

I never made the connection between my glasses, but that explains why they last so much longer when I switched to bulky plastic frames.