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And Ralphie’s parents breathed a sigh of relief that any unexpected teenage pregnancies were off the table.
Why? If anything the risk goes up.
you’ll poke your eye out
you’ll poke your eye out
you’ll poke your eye out
petaQ
FOR GLORY!!!
It’s a major award!
There’s no need to put it in the front window … what will the neighbors think?
Q u a r k s f r e e r e f i l l s l i m i t o n e p e r c u s t o m e r
A crummy commercial?!?
8th place? I thought Ralphie won the tournament.
It was a triple-dog dare. Refusing it would have brought dishonor to his entire house.
“Only I didn’t say ‘Q’Pla’…”
Literally just showed a Trekkie friend of mine A Christmas Story last weekend. I know what I’m sending her next…
Oh my god, she hacked my limb off!
