You may not remember this, for reasons described in the article, but Lemmy used to champion the 3-days-no-pooping lifestyle. Hopefully it’s not too late for a full recovery.
I poop like 3x a day. I am very intelligent.
Only 3x? Those are rookie numbers. We gotta pump those numbers up
Oh, I can and have beaten that.
Well yeah, what do you expect from people who are full of shit?
Sorry, I’ll show myself out.
😆
Ah, is this one of those “shit posts” I’ve heard about? very useful and informative, I’ll have to check out more of them
No, the shit post was a few weeks ago, this is a reference.
Linked.
This research wasn’t “designed to test the causal relationship between bowel movements, the gut microbiome and cognitive health, so we cannot firmly draw conclusions regarding the precise causal sequence underlying this association,” Ma said.
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Isn’t constipation being unable to poop, not not needing to poop though?
It’s both.
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I know this is a bot, but I did take the auto-suggested post title, and have confirmed that the post title matches the title display in the page content.
Yea, the thingy I use to scan for the title seems to malfunction with this article. Sorry 'bout that.
No worries.
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ok
