“Individuals inspired by, or reacting to, the current Israel-Hamas conflict may attempt travel to or from the area of hostilities in the Middle East via circuitous transit across the Southwest border,”

most geographically literate american

When my friend had been getting groceries, he got home and started unpacking it. He was about to start pouring a bowl of cereal when a hezbollah agent jumped out of the box and activated his suicide vest. Never forget.

if they’re cold bring them inside

oh hell yeah