Fucking try and fumigate me pal I’ve smoked more weed than Mao I’ll just fucking hotbox

Look, you were warned that this was high owl activity territory before you even cracked ground. You were also warned the owls are all of protected species.

There’s a reason the land was cheap, now deal with the Parliament like we agreed to. Hope you have enough mice, they’ve been grumpy lately.

This is a Hooters, what did you expect?

16 or 17 owls of varying species NOT carpet bombing you with white-hot liquid shid? NOT mistaking your eyes and fingers for mice? NOT hacking up pellets full of human eyes and fingers into one of those little red baskets with the checkerboard paper that they put fries and chili-dogs in?

You need to leave, you’re making the birds very stressed, it’s not good for them.