Men want one two things, and it’s fucking refreshing.

Did a succubus made this post?

The missile is very tired. He is eepy. The missile has had a very long day of splashing bandits and wants to take just a small sleeb. He eeby and neebies to sleeby. Mibsile sleepy and need bed bye time. The missile is currently experiencing critical levels of being a sleevjy lil’ guy and needs to go to bedb. He is vertired and needs to slep. Just a little sleejing time as a treat. Midsileelele neebs to slek. Vertoired boyo. Just a lil’ guy. Mibsipilile needs his beedy sleep. Look at him go! He yawn bib 'cause he skeejy. Neebs to falafel asleep. Ni ni time! Goodnight Mr. The Missile.

it’s the difference between a dependency and an addiction

I overslept once outside of an airport in Wilmington. It was a dark, dreary day, and all I wanted to do was go back to sleep. Thank God my boss burst into my room, dragged me out of bed, and pushed me in front of that powerpoint presentation. It went really well, despite some judging remarks about having baggy eyes.