Except for the part in prophecy where Jesus is specifically described as being unattractive lol
“He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him.” https://web.mit.edu/jywang/www/cef/Bible/NIV/NIV_Bible/ISA+53.html#:~:text=He had no beauty or,that we should desire him.&text=He was despised and rejected,and we esteemed him not.
Hair was also curlier, like lamb’s wool.
He could probably have had some decent dreads.
Given his association with the wild preacher, John the Baptist, he very well might have
I thought those passages meant he had back hair you could get lost in for days but I’m no religious scholar
Now that ties on with the absence of bueaty!
Maybe that’s why Jews don’t believe him to be the messiah — he was too damn hot.
I don’t see any reason to take the term “beauty” here in a modern sense. If that is the game we are playing here.
Flashback to that mustachioed Persian princess “beauty”.
I dunno man, that complexion still seems a little too light.
Adjust your screen contrast until Jesus appears properly.
I hope I’m not the only one old enough to be thinking of a Smurf yelling at me to adjust my TV
Honestly before my time, but that was an epic episode. And I remember adjusting color sets…
Nah dude I’m not fucking with my screen settings just cause y’all keep picking weird Jesuses
Is it “Jesuses”? “Jesi”? “Jeese”? Or maybe it’s “Christs Jesus” like attorneys general?
I’m not gonna speak to the divinity of y’all’s Jesuses but mine makes a pretty mean crab enchilada. I think you might be going to the wrong church.
The dog tags of his fallen enemies as armor is how what Jesus did as well
Metal as fuck, making his papa proud with that old testament vibe.
Still too woke. He was a Jedi and they were all about the … ah who am i kiding…
Are you all discussing how a person from a fairytale looked like?
The joke is more about Americans thinking a bronze age man in the middle east looking like a white American or European.
The Iron Age(s) started several hundred years before the Roman conquest of Judaea.
The Hittites in Anatolia, basically next door to the area, were among the first to discover iron working.
Noted
Chalk it up to great marketing.
Allegedly based on a portrait of a Borgia for their imaginary savior, white-washing him. Much more palatable for the xenophobic religious zealots.
In all fairness, Jesus was probably an historical figure. Everything built around his life though…
Star Wars is no fairytale! (well, actually it is)
Nuh uh
It’s a historical documentary
What jesus actually looks like:
🪦
More like: 💀
But honestly is more like: 🧚♂️
All I’m saying is that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. There is someone for everyone. Somebody thought that Jesus was one super hot hunk of man meatus.
Beauty is the eye of the beer holder
Authentically stepping out of a space vehicle as wel 😹
Those are the same person.
You made Jesus…not white? BURN THE HERETIC!!!
Wait, why do people think Jesus look like Black Mask again?
What show is bottom image from?
Ashoka
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