everyone who saw this is gonna be erased from history

sometimes when I buy water I drink it before paying for it. Its coomon in Germany but apparently illegal!!!

lots of sex and then wed all die of something dumb

my ass swiped on the image

freak society

Glad i missed that

edit: who am i joking, im a Drama queen

i was dort of faking it, but i couldnt stop until someone called emergency services, later that dream i lost consciousness because an Art Installation Fell on me though. Maybe i was about to die… he said blink once for yes and twice for no and I woke up lol.

i had a dream that someone bought cookies for 6€ and I literally had a heart attack

• phone
• “smart” blackboard
• laptop
• tablet

edit: modern car

this is so AI generated, look at blue shorts hands, and the clock

oh no theyre copying the europeans

nice try chatGPT

i died

looks like the new airbus

geht out

Das geht ja auch gerade wieder rum.

its what I thought as well. I can totally see myself doing this

i have that thing as a small clip on my jacket

if i had that as a baby, my life would be much better.