Just fuck without them, the resulting humans are perfectly biodegradable!

Polka polka polka

Maybe they’re bots

I have the first panel all the time, doesn’t everyone? Do SSRIs fix that?

I drove home from Germany to the Netherlands, for the glory of the Empire!

…wait, this is how it started last time…

I’m a millennial and I think by the time I reach retirement age all our pension funds will have dried up.

That last one is redundant

Based on a “bum steer”? Wtf is that expression?

If he already has one then maybe an alternative would be fun, like a Libre Sweet Potato or an Odroid or something? They’re a little more affordable.

Carpet ride indeed

Full Santa

You can keep that power. I have the power to nut whenever I want.

Happy cake day!

Joining local, small scale gatherings without the explicit goal of getting a date does a few things. For one it makes you more sociable which will help you be attractive in the long run. For another it helps you meet people. For a third, you’ll have fun doing it. All those things develop you as a person which in the long run improve your odds of happiness, and it’s much easier to date a happy, well developed, sociable person than a miserable incel. And you’ll do it without Silicon Valley’s perverse incentives!

Instructions unclear, went insane

This is the result of handing dating life off to the capitalist class that uses it to enrich itself. Go to a neighborhood potluck or volunteer somewhere to meet people without prejudice. If it doesn’t land you a date then at least you’ll have fun or do something good.

Same, ran FOG for a long time, but setting it up appropriately and for others to use on a corporate R&D network I did not have full control over was fiddly.

A lot of smart watches require some form of cloud API through a major mobile OS, and I can’t think of any that don’t. Direct local sync is possible with Gadgetbridge though.

There’s also this guy who modded the ubiquitous cult classic Casio F91W: https://n-o-d-e.net/datarunner.html

Personally I like the Apple Watch, I have the LTE model because I like to leave my distraction rectangle at home when I can and still be available for calls. I do have a few Casio’s as well though, an A168 which is basically an F91W clad in metal and with a better back light, and also a Casio CA53W, the calculator wrist watch.

The White House has strongly denied all of the reports’ claims, accusing “crazed” Democrats of “a desperate attempt to distract Americans” and insisting that the president has been “fully exonerated of anything related to Epstein.”

Funny, the White House started a whole ass war to distract from the Epstein files. Projection at it’s finest.

They spend that on paperclips, 15 million is not even worth thinking about twice for a company with a one point something TRILLION dollar market cap