If you refer to left policies and people as “liberal,” they get really pissy on here. You should do it anyway because linguistic prescriptivism is stupid.

Florida allows felons to vote.

The smug “I don’t use Reddit” attitude

Trump does not have a sense of humor.

Hey, that’s not 100% accurate. Flock cameras run off of solar.

More like farterman amirite?

In many to jurisdictions, the coroner is the only person with the authority to arrest the sheriff and is an elected position.

Yeah, about that school food comparison

So instead of remembering the Great Lakes by HOMES, we’ll use SHAME. Fitting.

Reminder that millennials voted more strongly for Trump than Gen Z.

I pee at Starbucks on my bike rides and I don’t buy anything.

To be fair, Trump is so senile that he’s probably forgotten that poop is supposed to be solid.

Ok but the 2016 Ghostbusters was accused of being the fall of western civilization by the alt right. That thing lives rent free in their heads.

That’s what Netflix was originally.

I would straight-up support them ceasing the production of physical media if they were distributing digital media as DRM free, but unfortunately, that’s antithetical to their goals.

And at work, you give yourself an A and go for a C.

“They won’t take late work”

Yelling at the little league ref for not making the call that he wanted is a very Republican coded thing.

The toilet

Because at least I’m not graduating high school with a.butt full of poop.

Step down, old guard