Omg that’s my cat

I’m so confused. Is this a hotdog? A sandal?

Maybe ther was some baking soda in it

Girl, the other day was bad

Oh fuck I’m gonna crumb

Where joke?

Me irl

OP is so real for this

To each his own ig

Bro built like this

Those are some nice buckets, friend.

Idk I think the little bend gives it a unique flair

Hard agree… real hard.

I remember setting my wallpaper to a huge gaping asshole bc why not and the computer froze and I couldn’t get it to turn off and forgot about it for a while. Needless to say my mom definitely saw it.

It doesn’t just stay in one place tho. It opens up for a seconds and vibrates… sometimes it squeezes shut a bit just before the big reveal