It’s only stolen the odd number of times it changes possession, the even times cancel out.

🙃

It’d also be awesome to watch people’s stuff go flying inside the car when they forget to secure it before entering vertical mode.

Yeah

It was probably 5 figures when you needed 4 to buy a car and 5 to buy a house.

I never knew. 🤯

Oh, cool!

I’ll tell you when I get it to boot.

After the first 2, they were like, “Maybe we should start making these rhyme.”

The second one.

If you make the community, I’ll post it there.

It’s everyone’s job to clean it, so everyone assumes someone else will do it. 🤗

Hey, at least Anon can read and write now.

If it’s a professional shoot, I’d bet it’s watered-down Elmer’s glue.

“The death of the Rizzler.” 😢

Hydrox, right?

Do you think Tove Lo loves toes?