They had to ruin it by putting that dude’s face on it.
Wrong. That’s Brannigan’s law.
Inexpensive cars
Is the owner allowed to write off food donations like this?
They’re from the mirror universe.
You think the cob is your ally? You merely adopted the cob. I was born in the cob… molded by it. I didn’t see corn OFF the cob until I was a grown man. And by then…it was nothing to me, but FREEAZING!
The cob betrays you!
I use Textra
When there’s an umbrella-rush, sell rain.
Your watch… does the charger plug into the USB, or does USB plug into the watch?
This is perfect, because it sounds like the toddler that he is.
Why not both?
Then “28 centuries later.”
Then the prequel “28 hours later”
That theory might work if the data point labels didn’t directly correspond with the Y axis labels.
Pulling their soon-to-be obese child behind them.
Joker is the other movie.
Brass diggers?
Says the person using fucking spaghetti to drink it.
“I said no olive juice… I don’t like it (gulp) dirty.”