Cupping your forehead or sinuses is a know practice. And if I have (muscle) tension headaches, nothing helps me better than giant suction cup in the same place as you had a dildo.
This is more innocent story to tell your friends or coworkers than “a giant dildo” ;)










I mean… Every bank does it too. We used to do it using other tools (lots of segmentation and basically a “recommendation” engine).
Source: I have written that software.