Ah yes, I need a hard drive containing 4 times 2 to the power of 40 bytes

• statements dreamt up by the utterly deranged

This headline legitimate made me laugh out loud

Hmm Styrofoam for that extra health debuff

That’s interesting. I’m huge on texture and I love onions for theirs. Tomatoes on the other hand…

Obviously the meteor was finely tuned to avoid hitting the visitor center

Study of almost 400 men shows that after circumcision more of them reported having more difficulty achieving orgasm and masturbating than before

This is, unfortunately, the reason it was originally done

I feel like this is me immediately after graduating highschool. After no longer being forced to be in close proximity with people for long stretches of time, I feel I’ve become much more noticibly autistic. Everyone who knows me says I was always like that but that can’t be right

I’d rather have some dude freak out at me on the bus than behind the wheel of a multi-ton death machine

I’m joining the war against socialism on the side of socialism

From veteran.com :

In most cases, no matter what the specifics of the regulations for each branch of military service have to say on the subject of uniform wear by retirees and veterans, the end result is the same. You are expected to wear the uniform appropriately, on the right occasions, and you are expected to NOT promote commercial or political causes while wearing the uniform of the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine Corps, or Coast Guard

Pretty sure even if he was a veteran, wearing his uniform in this situation is strictly prohibited

My band teacher would lose his mind if anyone did the tap with his conductor’s baton

I tend to do that when I’m sad

Honestly, positioning and awareness is more important than anything else. While it’s “possible” to fight multiple people at once, in reality, even the sweats will die quickly if dogpiled on. If you are smart with the fights you engage in (aka don’t just run in blindly), you can often find people to pick off even if you don’t have a lot of skill. While I’m decent at the game at this point, I still think most of my kills come from bonking someone who’s not expecting me to be where I am. Conversely, if I get surrounded by multiple noobs, unless I’m lucky I’m probably not getting out of that alive.

I have a pretty good time in that game just turning my brain off and fighting people. Don’t look at the chat cause that shit’s toxic at. If you focus on just having fun and don’t pay attention to your kills or stress about the objective, the game’s a blast. I have been playing on and off since launch though, so I imagine it may be different for someone just starting out

Why would you want to declare your allegiance to some of the most shitty and overpriced gaming hardware on the market?

Wow, that’s almost enough to buy a house in 1982

Is there any good stream poisoning software out there?

Norway I dont

I learned vim (technically vi) because it was the only editor available on these tiny liveusbs I would use for work. It was literally my only option. Once I got used to the motions, using any text editor without vim motions felt unusable to me.