She can always try OnlyFans.

Bugatti oil changes ain’t cheap!

There’s this moron in my area, but closer to my job. They have two green, steel stakes firmly planted in their yard. During election cycles or even during downtimes, there’s always some wackadoo ass message.

First one was some generic ass message along the lines of “we support our police, fire, ems!” etc… etc and then in even bigger letters underneath says “Say NO to socialism!” 🤦🏼‍♂️

The most recent one was something about “be a patriot and storming the polls to watch over the elections!” This individual is beyond stupid. We all know, if one of us liberals were to do something similar, all hell would break loose! It would be front page news if any us said anything remotely similar. I always pass in my work truck and give a finger, but I so wish I had a train horn to fuck with them. Really get the neighbors fed up. This is all right down the street from a Elementary School and MS.

These are the same people that bitch and moan about kids being subjected to things, or “indoctrinated” by people or things they’ve deemed inappropriate for someone of that age group. My personal favorite was this idiot in the neighborhood across the service drive. Elementary school, MS, and a HS less than 500 yards away and this asshole has a Fuck Biden flag flailing in the wind. All fine and dandy, but motherfuckers need to have some consistency in their bullshit.

Extremely childish and the best part, this idiot has his truck parked outside with his business on it. I think things have been slow for him. 😂 Thats not what pisses me off, though. It’s the flat out hypocrisy and how they stand for nothing. They’re a confused, pathetic bunch.

Jokes on you! I cut everyone off and went full NC! 🫶🏻✌🏼

Sorry, tend to forget about this app. It’s actually a really cool city! Lived there growing up and I miss it. Really cool science center, or was when I was young. One of the most picturesque cities, especially night time, coming out of one of the tunnels. Beautiful.

It’s just the one vote…. Uwu

She’s such a dumb bitch. She never stood a chance of gaining my vote. I just knew she wasn’t to be trusted. The few debates they had, I couldn’t stand her! The way she puts on the accent, like, no one talks like that around here anymore…

Abdul, now Abdul has been firm on his message. Hasn’t strayed, not once. I know where he stands. Haley, she’s all over the god damn place. I handed in my ballot last weekend. El-Sayed’s campaign is the first time I’ve ever donated to one and I turned 40 back in March. Felt good. Wish I could give more!

I like this option.

Fuck Reddit.

Hmm 🤔 I feel like I’ve heard this hole schpiel before? Sound familiar to anyone else?

He done fucked MAO!

Based out of Pittsburgh, of course! Iykyk! ;)

Fuck, that’s a terrifying thought. Bring on the panic attacks! Yay!

Gimmie all your cheese crystals! Or else!

She always makes me think of Kellyanne Conway

I made my first ever political campaign donation just last week! I already knew I was voting for AES, but after his Chris Hayes interview, I literally stopped what I was doing at work and made a contribution! :) I rooting for all three of them! If I had more, I’d donate more.

Take it you’re fortunate enough to not be a US shitizen? It’s the stupidest shit, EVER! Really started appearing about 20 years ago. Or at least that’s when I really started to notice them? All over the backs of SUVs/Pavement princesses. This was in a shithole, known as, Berks County, PA.

These days, it’s all over the god damn country. I’m in SEMI, Detroit area, a hotbed for this type of shit. You’ll see a bunch of these fucking losers with jeeps and that shit emblazoned EVERYWHERE. It’s on shirts, flags, you name it!

These knuckle draggers seem to think it’s like having a FOP (fraternal order of Police) plate/badge/sticker, that it’ll somehow let you break laws and get out of tickets. Back the blue and the laws they stand for! But only for the others! Oh, and when it’s convenient for me!!!

These people are hypocrites and they don’t stand for a single fucking thing in life. Indoctrinated to Nth degree. They tell foreigners “They need to come here and respect our laws!” Mind you, these people ignore laws, tailgate up your fucking ass for the slightest inconvenience and much worse! They’re in such a fucking hurry to get a cars length ahead! And then guess what! When they get in front of you, they magically find all the time in the world to drive 5-10 under and just act like passive-aggressive, petulant children.

LOSERS! Every. Single. Fucking. Last. One. Of. Them! Best part, most cops think they’re losers, too! Stickers do nothing unless you’re a hot chick with tits.

Obligatory FUCK LARS! The biggest poser of the bunch.

We give them the option to take what they have and cut ties with the rest. If they go out kicking and screaming, SEIZE IT ALL!

This, especially for all the Republicunts with heavy ties in the current admin. Lay it out and give it to them like this. Look, we know for the last couple years during Trump, your finances have grown exponentially. Through wildly illegal means. So, it goes like this, you forfeit all of your ill gotten gains and walk away peacefully. We remove all the bullshit laws that were created and disperse the money towards the deficit and less fortunate. if you have one negative thing to say, just one! WE TAKE IT ALL! And you get to meet Mr. Guillotine!

MGM-15, too!

Natalie Harp was having NONE of it.