Their fingers will be coated in butter
The End is Nigh(tly updated, don’t worry)
Their fingers will be coated in butter
People
Wow, SLAMMED! From the top turnbuckle! Always he laziest attempt at a headline to convey a sense of conflict.
maybe, if we’re lucky, we’ll have satellites hovering around each one of us. just like insects. never giving us a moments peace while screaming advertisements into our faces and coercing us into some labor against our will. the great thing is they will never stop.
The SciFi channel show “Resident Alien” is supposed to take place in Colorado. It is clearly shot in Canada.
they spelled “Hello World!” wrong
colorblind people are like, “yeah, totally.”
oh man. maximum gravity submission is the shit.
something something Ai powered something
Already here. It’s called repossession.
I prefer Potato Platinum XL
ignore entirely the context and the insult,“I need you to do two things: Shut up and go away.”
I just ate a double cheeseburger for the glory of the empire!
could be a spider nest/eggsack. I had to take my whole grill apart and found one right at the end of a burner tube
I went to a midnight showing in LA and Harrison Ford was there with his kid. Just to re-enforce that Harrison Ford is cooler than your family.
their window sticker makes me feel threatened
Gene edit the particular gnats in my area out of existence
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it has a taste for manflesh, we are lost