every day that nobody kills him i’m baffled

oh no shit, the oil empire isn’t going to give up doing eco murder?

Absolutely astounded that spending money didn’t solve your issue

lol employers

bootlicking bitch

gets better the longer you look at it

Old White Man has Access to Healthcare, Free Time

his fucking name is Crank?

idf brain

wtf is a lisa mccain

any time you use $USD you are helping Nazis

the best thing to do is limit spending as much as possible

every day i wake up hoping he’s died and every day of my fucking life i have been disappointed

Google is hilarious, I can’t think of a company that tries to drive me to violent terrorism on a more frequent basis

definitely Cyclospora Minus One

after Taco Bell poisoned me i took half a Z-pack, used only Triclosan handwash, washed my body with selenium sulfide and ketoconazole while relieving myself in the river

figure the six or seven times i managed it should catch on SOMEWHERE for the lulz

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honestly i think we should disturb and rebury nazis like once a week? mix and match their parts? shame their living relatives a little, as a treat?

i demand logical moral consistency from my fictional terrorists

They do this shit and then they base their entire regional logistics on like 3 unguarded railways

good, now roll over 🐩

Thanks, this is useful

if I wanted to hear from Fortune dot com or an American politician, I’d just drink fucking gasoline