Yes

Nah that’d be sick

This is one of the more normal dirt owl posts.

Real question is, who you playing as?

That’s just you

It’s more of an “I cast meteor shower” fantasy but the spirit is the same

Yes and yes

I’d prefer to be a phantom. Visiting billionaires and the ruling class in their sleep. Reaching into their chests to grasp their hearts, squeezing until the heart is mush.

That’s fear. That’s something they can’t hide from or use force against.

All the fucking time. I just want to be huge and go fucking apeshit.

Only if I get to choose what private property it smashes.

Literally every single day

Nah. I just want to be a cat.

Is this not a common thing?

Because I’ve wanted to do this for, like, ever

I am a giant to you, owl. Watch your property.

i would rather be in command of a bunch of robots/nanobot swarms while ensconced safely inside of a Cool Mecha, but basically the same thing in principle

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