Rapidcreek@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 2 days agoMark Robinson may be on his way to a historic defeat in North Carolinawww.cnn.comexternal-linkmessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1112arrow-down11
arrow-up1111arrow-down1external-linkMark Robinson may be on his way to a historic defeat in North Carolinawww.cnn.comRapidcreek@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square21fedilink
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agohe’s just trying to get called something other than couchfucker. unforntunately, couchfucker sticks harder than goatfucker.
minus-squareTobberone@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-26 hours agoWhich reminds me of that old joke: “but you fuck one coach…” Edit: just spotted my typo… I’ll leave it in😊
minus-squaretektite@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·16 hours agoMade out with a hot dog?? Oh my god, that was ONE TIME!
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agobut he hasn’t even fucked a couch! Or so he insists. One doth protest too much, methinks.
minus-squareTobberone@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoI never said anyone did, i was just reminded about a joke describing how some actions overshadows other activities when retold among peers.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·19 hours agoSorry, my joke didn’t quite land- “couchfucker” stuck and he “didn’t even fuck a coach one time.” (He does protest a bit much though. Maybe he tried it after it came out, or something.)
he’s just trying to get called something other than couchfucker.
unforntunately, couchfucker sticks harder than goatfucker.
Which reminds me of that old joke: “but you fuck one coach…”
Edit: just spotted my typo… I’ll leave it in😊
Made out with a hot dog?? Oh my god, that was ONE TIME!
but he hasn’t even fucked a couch!
Or so he insists. One doth protest too much, methinks.
I never said anyone did, i was just reminded about a joke describing how some actions overshadows other activities when retold among peers.
Sorry, my joke didn’t quite land- “couchfucker” stuck and he “didn’t even fuck a coach one time.”
(He does protest a bit much though. Maybe he tried it after it came out, or something.)