Or I guess do, if that’s what you’re into.
I have a copy of The Weird World of Glenn Baxter that delights and confuses me with every read
Dare I ask what is a ‘Walnut Ordeal’?
you get tied up and experience his walnut pontifications
Forget your protractor. You’ll find out.
In my head it was going to be a lecture about having the right tools for the job, and making the kids crack walnuts barehanded.
Then I see those kids are tied up… and home dude is looking way too comfortable finding just the right walnut. Some illegal shit is about to go down.
It’s when the teacher puts his nuts on his students face, seems like a reasonable response to forgetting a protractor.
Not that I’d want Mr. Lloyd doing that to me, but considering the kids are tied to a tree, that sounds like they got let off easy.
you dare not
The walnuts are on a string and lubed.
It is like bamboo torture, just slower
“Oooowo miiister Lloooooid. I forgot my pro-trac-tor! I’ve been very naughty today.”
Is this what they call a protracted battle?
Oh you…
I never leave home without it. I don’t know how the rest of you manage.