I’m in my 30s and before last year I hadn’t realised you’re not supposed to be able to be taste your meal hours after eating it.

Tried going gluten and dairy free. Never knew I had a sixpack instead of a balloon. It’s not been easy I’d kill for a nice carbonara or a pizza or a cheeseburger. Cheeseburgers. A pile. American sized pile pls. A döner roll with feta.

But theres wheat and dairy in fucking everything.

Still, I am much better. Considering.